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After having found out the ‘Evil One’ wasn’t just evil with me, I made a lifestyle choice involving a search for mortgage lenders to better improve the safety of my home, and mind.

Getting out of a bad relationship with Evil is something all of us can aspire to do, except the ones that Evil chooses to go to after being loosed on the world.

Getting your own home rather than renting is a great way to keep Evil away, just remember…you have to get rid of Evil before getting involved in any contract…otherwise, Evil will be there to the end of the times.

If you’re moving; like in New York City; then check into one of those mover NYC sites. Save time and money, not to mention your back!

If you’ve got furniture, get a furniture dolly you can roll it around on wheels with!

If you’ve got a mouthy mother in law, tell her to go home!

If you’ve got a wife that says the piano looks better in another spot, drop the piano!

If you’ve got a friend who says he knows a better way to do it, tell him to put up or shut up and crack open a brew while you sit and watch him!

If you actually thought I could solve your problem of moving your stuff, you should have paid me a retainer. I feel for ya…but it’s not helping you move!

Best of luck!