How To Become A Sweatshop Ninja with MyBlogLog, Blogger, and Slaves
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
Create a role playing identity. Create a community as it’s home. Create a graphic. Create a blog.
Go find some sucker who has to be nice to you in public or he loses face. Award him. Blog about him since you have nothing else to do. Do this ten times.
After ten times, spam five people a day that you’ve got content/awards, and invite them to join your community. Sucker people into doing your legwork, give them names and titles, let them feel important.
Wait until you have many people linking to you, giving you PR and Authority in Technorati. While everyone does their job, include affiliate marketing to ‘offset’ your cost…which is nothing, but shuts up hard working suckers who don’t know better.
Be patient. Let things happen. While the suckers work, go make another make believe character, figure out another angle, and go do the process all over again. Pretty soon you’ll have virtually hundreds of people working for you freely while generating a small amount of cash. The more models you create, the more penny cash machines will go ching into your bank account.
After all this hard work reward yourself with a cup of Earl Grey, you can find it in the Tea Collection. Be…continental virtually, everyday!
The funniest ones are the ones who I find out don’t have a Windows key on their keyboard. There’s still tons of PCs out there without one, as well as older keyboards handed down to unsuspecting kinfolk.
Thirteen years old and puberty’s set in. No matter how short he keeps his hair, that forehead looks like the surface of the moon I used to look at in the mirror at his age.

