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For those following this blog; and other wonderful jewels I bestow upon the world through irregularity; I want to take a moment to clarify a rumor that got started by a fellow blogger, Fracas.

Honestly, dear…you should have gotten a pair of exam gloves before punching that colon on your keyboard with your pinky.

First off, let me state for the record…I DID create a Fuel at Fuelmyblog.com that stated the following:

Fracas is a male cross dresser! Pass it on!

However…it was not a mass fuel.

…Fracas was the only person to receive it.

Through her paranoia and not having checked with anyone, Fracas started slandering my poor name all over the internet to her readers, attempting to deface my lack of character.

I still adore her blog. I could use less of the banter about breastes, but hey…gotta hide behind something, I guess. Just remember…wear protection next time, okay kiddo?

I just got back from Wal-Mart after doing the weekly grocery shopping, as well as some well deserved remedial purchasing for my love toy. My keyboard I’ve had since 2003 needed replacing, so I opted for a spill proof model with programmable keys. Also picked up a CD/DVD RW, so I can make major backups and images rather than just keeping them to 800M sizes.

The only thing I didn’t find that I was looking for was a diet patch, so I’ll check online for that. Got to do something about this spare tire I’ve been carrying around.