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You know you’re a geek when you use your PDA as a nightlight to check on the kids, & stop in the hall to make a later blog entry for it.

PMS relief for some women is considered the holy grail when trying to get over the four day hump. Not every woman’s like that though.

Some women don’t have one, while some actually make out a lifetime of breathing through one continuously for decades. My biological father…he could tell ya!

The point is it’s not something a woman has to go through alone, and shouldn’t. Any woman having issues or problems relating to having their period can feel free to comment here, and I’ll personally see what I can do to help.

True facts you may not have known about PMS:
1. Cleopatra was a major ‘hmm hmm’ on hers. Had a tendency of lying around on papyrus shreddings. Now you know why they call it a ‘pap smear’.

2. Female suicides have been scientifically linked historically as having occurred while under the ‘downside’ influence of a PMS cycle.

3. Many women become more…enticed…while menstruating. So do cats. Cats just don’t keep themselves as well groomed…then again, some women don’t either.

4. I’m leaving the comments open because I’m just man enough to.

Roger picked up on a computer taking 63 hours to find the minimum amount of moves to solve a Rubik’s Cube. Funny…we solved it in less than 60 seconds in 1983 as kids in school. There’s something to say about using your mind, in my opinion.

Rather than look to the past, enthusiasts have outdone the original and created three dimensional versions of the puzzle with 11 layers. Hate to be the guy fiddlin’ with it if he forgot to lube his interior of it. Pieces ALL OVAH!

Cool, but not as much as the four dimensional cube whose potential states of existance outnumber the amount of atoms in the universe. That’s been solved by under 100 people and ironically can be solved in under 350 twists. How do you ‘twist’ something…nevermind.

Not to be outdone, there’s also a Fifth Dimension Cube! No, it’s not the band regenerated from a regeneration, like Devo did with helping form Devo 2.0, which should have been Devo2.

I’m still laughing at the dweebs that couldn’t memorize how to do the original cube and force a computer to work over two days to spit out instructions…that they STILL couldn’t remember and impress the girls!

While many people recall Database II, they can’t recall the product Database I, which would have been really ‘Database’, unless they had original thoughts of ripping us off earlier than Bill Gates ever did.

Reason: It never was. The original name of the predecessor of Database II was ‘Vulcan’, because it was logical.

Another true fact from the Homelessness Useless Information Archives!