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Bored? Got SciFi?

Not that crap that’s piped in the way marketers want you ta take it! While SciFi.com has given geeks, nerds, dweebs, trekkers/trekkies, and other addicts their fix daily since it came online…it’s canned. Granted, there’s been a FEW decent things that came out, but for the most part storylines on ‘Made for SciFi’ shows/movies are rehashed, recanned, and restrung based on the prior works of others.

It’s nice, but it’s not original. It’s on the same line as Asimov monthly magazines, where you’d receive only tastes of a meal. Granted, some of them were excellent, but in the end a person was lost when trying to get that one newly created appetite fulfilled.

Go get some old school, please? The mind you save WILL be your own!

Concepts about clone, cattle, and belly buttons

Clones would have issues drinking when watching others do test tube shots. The girl clones’d be ‘all that’ and jealous over the ‘real women’ getting their bellybuttons sucked while laced with Jose Cuervo.

Then there’s the whole sheep, llama, and cow issues. If we went to cloning, would sales of cattle supplies increase or would people just go green recycling the same harnesses.

Lastly, what about laws involving certain practices between animals and mankind. If a man clone did something ‘randy’ with a ‘real’ cow, would it be as legal since the man clone doesn’t have a soul.

Or does he?

Notes to self on PDA I found to go through

delete lady gaga from pda. no longer fun fantasizing about her. revert to Palin premarried photo opps.

copy Madonna’s Ray of Light 6 times on pad for music to have sex by. develop argument to justify wearing Bluetooth during

Get a life insurance quote, either online or local.

use a dictionary and find out what being called a prolific blogger means. quote source, hope they don’t seek legal counsel

send dirty laundry to Fracas, feign apology when return address and postage not on package. label outside FREE GIFTS FOR BLOGGING

consider and reflect when I want to have sex with and who. Preferably someone else other than myself.

How tight are your jeans when you cyber?

One thing to check and try sometime when nobody’s around while your at the computer is to simply undo your belt and pants.

No, this isn’t a come on line.

Something I noticed long ago while working in a cubical were back problems due to snug shirts and pants, causing pain in my upper and lower spine. While a lady tech may swap out a pair of womens shoes in her closet easily, for guy geeks it’s not that easy.

If you’re having problems involving your back while working at a computer, try changing into something a bit more comfortable. If that doesn’t work, try blogging naked for a week and let me know how things are going on your end.

Rhetorically, of course. What goes on over on your side of the monitor, stays there.