I help fat people cause I am one myself

Hey, don’t feel alone. I’m fat and need help sometimes too!

So far I haven’t hit up any appetite suppresant, but they’re always there. First things first.

1. Diet cola substituted for regular.
2. Smaller meals and more of them rather than larger ones of less numbers.
3. Steal food from girlfriend’s plate that wasn’t calorie counted against mine.
4. Drink Tequila neat, no lime or salt to add to water retention.
5. Eat baked beans and sauerkraut with Tequila, no lime there either.