How to embarrass a seventeen year old male
Refer to him as ‘Porkchop’ out loud when he’s on the phone to a young lady.
“Did your dad just call you ‘Porkchop’?”
Tell him you’re going to post his picture with ads along sales of auto parts online.
Get kids like these to do duets dedicated to him, and email them to his friends.
Be persistant. Never give up. Never surrender